Job Posting: Decision Maker

We are currently hiring for the role of Decision Maker. This individual will make all of our personal decisions that require significant processing. An example would be “where do we go on vacation?” An example would not be “what should I wear today?” Future growth opportunities may include the latter example depending on job performance.

Detailed Job Description

Lance Leonard’s Decision Maker will be required to make all significant decisions regarding family, business, etc. All information required to make said decisions will be provided as necessary. Applicants must possess excellent analytical skills, be self motivated (but not selfishly motivated) and share similar values and beliefs to that of the employer. Adequate experience in personal decision making is preferred. Applicants must provide examples of good and bad decisions made on their own or on the behalf of others.

This position is a short term contract with the right to hire upon completion. Salary is negotiable but competitive.

If you are interested in this position, please submit a resume and 3 personal references to lance.leonard AT solarfrog DOT com.

Applicants must also possess a since of humor.

Stalling

I know I need to do something here. I’m hoping life will settle down soon to a point where I can dedicate some time to this. Since this is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad representation of my life on the web, feel free to peruse my portfolio at http://evermindmedia.com/portfolio

Feeling neglected

It’s been way too long, Internets. There once was a time when we were pretty tight, no? It doesn’t seem that long ago at all that we would tell each other everything, spend ridiculous amounts of time together, laugh at people falling down and cry at chick flicks.

Yes, Internets, I’ve missed you sorely. Let’s try to get together soon, please. My first order of business will be to revive the site on which I’m writing now. I’ve been silent for so long now that there is much to say. The starting point, I guess, should be putting a voice to the thoughts in my noggin. At some point, though, you seriously could use some polish. Seriously? You’re letting me, a designer, use a (cough) theme!? There is clearly something wrong with this picture.

Open Letter to Engadget

Dear Engadget,

While I didn’t attend CES 2008, I almost feel like I ate, slept and drank on the show floor, thanks to your RSS feed. Thanks for helping me save some cash, really, but gee golly am I dizzy. I saw some estimates of some 20,000 new products being launched at CES this year. I lost count of posts on your site somewhere around eleventy-billion. Do you think you could have narrowed your selection down to maybe just 10,000 or so rather than filling my feed reader with all 20,000? I know, I don’t have to read them all, but c’mon. I may have to sue for the cost of the medical care to heal my carpal tunnel I’ve developed from having to scroll through all those posts.

Me